It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
So, zombie nipples . . .
ReplyDeleteNah, too many punchlines.
It's funny, because RE4 arguably doesn't have zombies in it, and the French ad looks more like a Buffyverse thing than a zombie OR the Iberian villagers that are the mainstay villain in RE4.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you're right. A breast-feeding zombie does seem more Whedonesque than anything.
ReplyDeleteI actually haven't played any of the newer RE games but I am glad that they're putting out non-cutesy stuff on the GameCube, just on principle. I still have a nostalgic fondness in my heart for the incredibly bad dialogue of the first game: http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/index.html