It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
26 minutes, B rating, third try.
ReplyDeleteI am far too pleased with myself.
You should be pleased. All I've managed to do is blow myself up with the grenades, lose my drill, and kill myself on the roof by missing too many blocks.
ReplyDeleteUm, okay, to be honest, I didn't count the first three times I blew myself up with the grenades. A lot. Did you want a hint?
ReplyDeleteSure. Unless it's about the fighting. I got that figured out. Just haven't re-tried it yet: Lack. Of. Time.
ReplyDeletePut the spear in the wall, have Grenade Bear hop onto the spear, then get Nerdy Bear to do the same. Once Nerdy Bear is in the bathroom, she can charge her computer thing. Have Grenade Bear hop onto the Warvan after he tosses a grenade on the ground. The door gets opened more or less because of this.
ReplyDeleteOh, and you can flood the bathroom (You can slightly flood the bathroom repeatedly to make flowers in two different places - not necessary but I think it gives you bonus points). That's just for starters. If you hit any other blocks, lemme know.
PS There is a way to get Grenade Bear on the roof but it involves mindless destrucion and carefuly placement of Grenade Bear.
Thanks, but I'm still not getting there. I may try again when I have some time. Probably after my kids go to college.
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