It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
Classic, that.
ReplyDeleteI'd heard about it, but never seen it until now. WOOT!
ReplyDeleteYou see the Jack Black / SMG "LoTR & Spider-Man" spoof one yet? Pretty amusing but not as perfect as this one.
ReplyDeleteSaw the Spider-Man one, and now I've seen the LotR one. Bwilliant.
ReplyDeleteCan't...breathe....ack.
ReplyDeleteHee!
I'm assuming you're referring to Shatner, knowing your trekiness. Check the LotR, since it has Sarah Michelle Gellar giving similated ring-servicing.
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