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in answer to the question

Who’s lovin’ your Mama?
I am
I am
Kennedy - Your Mama (.mov) and a host of other videos to eat your time at videos.antville.org (thanks, kristen!)

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  1. I have a MILF comment but I'm restraining myself in the name of good taste. (Besides which, I think I'm the only guy who thinks Annette O'Toole on Smallville's hotter than Lois.)

    Oh, and thanks for getting that stuck in my head. :P

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  2. Actually, Annette O'Toole is teh total hawtness, or at least she was in 1980's remake of Cat People. I didn't know she was still working, but then I don't keep up with TV much.

    However, if you're saying she's hotter than Kristen Kreuk, I would have to see that to believe it.

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  3. Glad to hear someone else seconding the O'Toole love. She's married to Michael McKean, y'know (they even got a shared Oscar nom a few years back for "Best Song").

    Anyways, yeah - Clark's Mom Has Got It Going On (former Lana is now Ma Kent on a show with New Lana). New Lana Kristen Kreuk's constantly wounded/constipated expression and simpering acting style, on the other hand, has ruined whatever hotness she had for me forever. Alas. Sorry.

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