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top thirty facts about chuck norris

Exerpted:
  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
  • To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
(thanks, TimK)

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