top thirty facts about chuck norris

Exerpted:

• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
• To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

(thanks, TimK)