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Ninjas. Yakuza. Sushi. Tempura. Watch the trailer for this outrageous movie . ( benchilada )

(thanks, The Other Michael )

( Indietastic )

I just can’t get past the eye-catching title, “ Scarlett Johansson Wanted to Expose Her Boobs ,” even though it’s just an article detailing a moment of actress-versus-director. In this case, one more reason to dislike Michael Bay . The Island was utter tripe, Bad Boys II was utterly formulaic explosion-pr0n, and we should get some pre-emptive tut-tutting in on the upcoming live-action and CG fest, Transformers movie, because it won’t be on the screen long enough to take its fair share.

A review of Rumble Roses XX: I Feel All Tingly Mama! , a game which caused the Japanese rate-of-purchase of Xbox 360s to triple: Extras include unlockable costumes and humiliations for Queen’s matches, concept art and the like, create a character mode, and photo mode. Create a character is like Weird Science only you don’t have to wear underwear on your head unless you want to and every woman you create looks pretty much the same except for hair and skin color. Photo mode is just what it sounds like. All the joy of taking pictures of half naked women cavorting together without those nasty restraining orders and sex offender lawn signs. You can even share the pics online with other men who are still recovering from fervent masturbation. You can play the game online, but the one time I tried no one was using voice chat out of what I can only imagine was a strong sense of shame. Having played the original Rumble Roses , playing the sequel is much like leaving your girlfriend f...

Kotaku has some shots of promotional displays for the upcoming Rumble Roses game we’re making. I guess sex does sell.

An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla: Goka jyu-pun senso: Enjoy a tour of a Japanese model-kit convention with tons of pictures. Keep in mind that this is an otaku -festival, so some of the models are dubious, but none are outright porn-o-riffic.

HOWTO Put Porn On Your iPod : Grown men grunting over their new, video equipped iPods is not an image I needed when looking for a tutorial on getting DVD content transferred . Yeesh.

There's Sex In My Violence! / What's this lame soft-core porn doing in my ultraviolent Grand Theft Auto ? I am outraged! Suddenly that downloadable patch you installed last night kicks in and there’s, like, a lame and badly animated sex scene, right there, right between the graphic bloody part where you bazooka’d the police helicopter and the part where the gang-banger gets his lame ass beaten with a large handgun, and suddenly you’re like, what the hell? Who stuck this lame badly animated sex in here? Where’d my soul-numbing ultraviolent racism go? I am outraged. [...] Shouldn’t someone be outraged over the fact that 17-year-old virgin geeks who play endless hours of ultraviolent video games might somehow be tainted to their very cores by two minutes of badly animated sex, despite how you are, as a typical American teen, so regularly co-opted, so viciously pummeled by crass product placement and violence on the news and wicked misinformation about everythi...

Following up on a post I wrote for futurismic , there is a review of Japanese adult video on UMD format is up at Tokyopia: PSP Porn : Today we grabbed one of these fine UMD's: h.m.p.’s “The Palace of a Virgin,” performed by the lovely Hikaru Koto. This was 1,995 yen, making it THE cheapest movie/music UMD available in Japan (there’s another h.m.p. release, but the girl had really snaggly teeth, so we didn’t bother). Note that the GLAYZ discs were 3,800 yen and had Japan-only region coding, as opposed to the all-region h.m.p. ones. Importers take note. [...] On the other hand, the quality of the video itself is stunning; it’s obviously a transfer from a tack-sharp HDTV master, and runs in progressive scan at 60fps — the resulting smoothness is akin to playing Ridge Racers , but with added fellatio. Note that the screengrabs, despite censoring above-and-beyond the usual Japanese mosaic overlay, are decidedly not worksafe. I am wondering if I am ev...

With all the controversy surrounding a sex game in GTA: San Andreas , how can no-one be paying attention to the highly questionable, fetish-oriented Very Strange Sims ?

It appears that the very poorly implemented girlfriend gameplay in GTA: San Andreas at one point might have included a “Stop in for Coffee” minigame (arguably NSFW). ( gamespot )

Male monkeys will ‘pay’ in fruit juice to look at a picture of a socially dominant monkey or a female’s hindquarters. In the wild, the animals help their fitness by monitoring what their leaders are doing, and which females are sexually receptive. (...) No surprise, then, that the juice-to-picture exchange rate was highest for images of female rears. “Virtually all monkeys will give up juice to see female hindquarters,” Deaner says of his male subjects. “They really value the images.” Nature.com (via boingboing )

Well, I've been asked about OH! Mikey by several people in mail an in communities, only to be forced to cop to my ignorance of it. I don't know a damned thing about it other than what I've read on the web . Even ballet-pr0n critics Something Awful love it, going so far as to issue a follow-up article on it.

Check out this impressive gallery of Japanese vending machines . So much stuff is automated in Japan, I have begun to fail to register some of them. The automated parking meter with wheel lock went right under my radar; I must have been too shocked by the cigarette, alcohol, and pr0n vending machines to notice.

Akihabara becomes geek sex paradise : However, don't get take this as invitation, cautions Morikawa. 'They are not ImeCla girls (Image Clubs in which you can act out your fantasy in a situational setting as nurse-patient, teacher-student, commuters in packed train and so on). Nor is it a a 'no-pan' cafe (where mini-skirted waitresses with no panties serve customers). These shops at Akihabara are not in the sex business because for geeks, fantasizing is much more important than actually doing anything with girls .' Speak not of which you do not know.

Here is a shot of Rasputin's pickled penis , which is apparently 28.5cm (~11 inches) long . One wonders what this would be worth in Unknown Armies terms.

" Japanese porn starlet to present Xbox TV show " (link: ANSFW pic of said "starlet")

Using my blog as a bookmark file again: Pic: The whole "Spanky" thing probably should have been a tip-off . The Day My Mother's Head Exploded . Baby Art : Trevor Jones (I think this was on Scattershot a month or two ago, but it bears repeating for sheer ero-creep-out) Pan-o-ramas of Fut-u-rama (via the ever-more-luscious Waxy )