It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
It's nice to have a taxonomy to work off of, so I can check them off my list when I argue with Kevin.
ReplyDelete;-)
ReplyDeleteI was wondering which one of you would post something like that first.
It's not worth my time to consult, because Tim is an ASS.
ReplyDeleteWhich one does that fall under?
I think you hit two or three of them. Impressive for such a short sentence.
ReplyDeleteWell, the reading level of the article is a bit high for Kevin, as evidenced by the fact that he had to ask about the content. I do salute his continuing efforts to educate himself, however.
ReplyDeleteTim, you ignorant slut...
ReplyDeleteBite me, fan boy.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me, the article is missing two important techniques:
1) Physical Threat
"I believe your opinion would be different with my foot up your ass."
2) Appeal to Spurious Authority
"Well, I'm the last person to win a game of Mario Kart. Therefore you are wrong."