“I came back for my own purposes,” said the Time Traveler, looking around my booklined study. “I chose you to talk to because it was . . . convenient. And I don’t want you to do a goddamned thing. There’s nothing you can do. But relax . . . we’re not going to be talking about personal things. Such as, say, the year, day, and hour of your death. I don’t even know that sort of trivial information, although I could look it up quickly enough. You can release that white-knuckled grip you have on the edge of your desk.” I tried to relax. “What do you want to talk about?” I said. “The Century War,” said the Time Traveler. I blinked and tried to remember some history. “You mean the Hundred Year War? Fifteenth Century? Fourteenth? Sometime around there. Between . . . France and England? Henry V? Kenneth Branagh? Or was it . . .” “I mean the Century War with Islam,” interrupted the Time Traveler. “Your future. Everyone’s.” He was no longer smiling. Without asking, or offering to pour me any, he ...
This must be after he's gone shopping - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snjh1hT853g&feature=related
ReplyDeleteThat's neato. Too bad he breaks character at 01:27. Then again, too bad there are always ass-hats around trying to wreck someone else having a little creative fun.
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to see the follow up video, "BATMAN FACES TSA SECURITY CHECK PRIOR TO BOARDING FOR VEGAS."
ReplyDelete"BATMAN HAS TO RENEW HIS LICENSE AT THE DMV"
ReplyDeleteThat would absolutely rock. Oddly enough... this boy wonder just did something similar, with nearly-as-comic results.
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