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“Have you ever killed a human by mistake, Mr. Deckard?”

How to Retire an Andy | eHow.com:
  • Start out each day by dialing for a businesslike and professional attitude on your Penfield.
  • Always review your poop sheets.
  • Keep informed about the newest model of android, and what they're capable of.
  • Never laser a human by mistake.
  • Never become emotionally or romantically involved with an andy. It's illegal and you may develop empathic feelings for it.
Thanks, TimX; I'm particularly enjoying the glib tone of "Things you'll need"...

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