ted jesus christ god

Ted Jesus Christ GOD is the Son of David and is from the Bloodline and Linage and Line of David from Adam through Noah and through Abraham and Isaac and then through David.  For Ted Jesus Christ GOD; we use the initials of TJCG for short.  TJCG also genetically has the look.

Holy fuck. (via Starchy's Stealth Tribe post)

UPDATE: Ted Jesus-Christ-GOD sends out very long email messages. Spam? Or deviled ham?!