It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
Pretty. Kong is smaller than I thought he'd be, though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, though I like it that way. It will probably be a little easier to get the physics on him to look right, and it definitely keeps the beast more easy to relate to.
ReplyDeleteOkay, totally got a big stiffy. Peter Jackson should be worshipped as some sort of modern demigod/hero.
ReplyDeleteBlah. Sure it's pretty, but it's King Kong and i've seen it before and colorized it frame by frame. I wish he'd done the adaptation of the Lovely Bones that he'd been talking about. If it proves to be better than King Homer, than I might go see it.
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