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The DOOM movie is out, and Rottentomatoes currently has it at a stinking rotten 20%. Even the good reviews top out at “easily the best videogame movie adaptation yet” — which is roughly the same as saying, “easily the most attractive burn victim supermodel yet (barring advances in radical plastic surgery).”

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  1. Anonymous10/25/2005 11:23 PM

    Hey, if it's better than Mortal Kombat, I'll go see it.

    That movie was awesome.

    :)

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  2. bwana10/25/2005 11:34 PM

    mmmmmmMMMMMOOOORTALLLllll kkkkKKKKom-b-b-b-b-BATttt!

    That movie /did/ rock.

    [lambert]heh heh heh... sorry.[/heh]

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