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The Mechanical Contrivium; Trivia about Brian Wanamaker:
  1. Bananas don’t grow on trees—they grow on Brian Wanamaker.
  2. Brian Wanamaker has a memory span of three seconds!
  3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Brian Wanamaker.
  4. Brian Wanamaker has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  5. Brian Wanamaker is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Brian Wanamaker!
  7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Brian Wanamaker.
  8. Research indicates that Brian Wanamaker will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Brian Wanamaker in a day.
  10. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Brian Wanamaker has the same chemical makeup as sea water.

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