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home again, home again (jiggedy-jig)

My return to the Land of the Rising Fun has left me jetlagged but blissed. The plane ride was 11.5+ hrs, evading three typhoon and battling 175 kph (108 mph) headwinds the whole way.

And if you’re only here for the weird shit and not for news on my life, here is an ebay auction for an Angelina Jolie life mask, which is listed as “nude” for some inexplicably creepy reason.

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