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top 10 things said while playing “counter-strike: source”

10. 'Look how far I can roll this barrel with my bullets!'
9. 'Ohhh...light motes.'
8. 'The new Office map is better looking than my real office.'
7. 'The hostages still looked spaced out.'
6. 'At least when I die I look cool doing it.'
5. 'I just like flying around the levels in spectator mode.'
4. 'The textures look just as crisp as my Special K.'
3. 'Wow..the weapon models are so good I'm scared I'm using a real gun.'
2. 'The wait for Half-Life 2 just got harder and easier depending on your point of view.'
And the number one thing said while playing Counter-Strike: Source:
1. 'Five years of playing CS and I still am always the first one on my team shot dead..darn it.'
--HomeLAN Fed

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