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rawk out

It’s not entirely clear what Creative Labs was thinking when they commissioned this piece, but “This is rock ‘n’ roll!” ( .wmv ) manages to be both stupid and endearing at once. (via jwz - November 29th, 2004 )

canada works to make the esrb ratings effective

Photo ID needed to rent/buy violent video games: Ontario, along with Manitoba and Nova Scotia, have taken steps to making sure that people under 18 can’t rent or purchase violent games. Ontario even went so far recently as to slap the Rockstar game “Manhunt” with an “R” rating. A rating previously reserved exclusively for movies. This entry prompted more commentary than usual. in particular the following user comment was of interest: If you are going to say GTA:SA is bad, you have to include Halo 2, Half-Life 2, and even Doom 3 with it. In the multiplayer modes you are killing humans. It may be killing humans in a futuristic setting with futuristic weapons, but it is killing humans nonetheless. I know in America, we have a real problem with the whole age of responsibility question. We have 14 year-olds being tried as adults for crimes, 16 year-olds who hold jobs and pay taxes, 18 year-olds who can be drafted, and none of them have all of their rights. I perso...

fap fap fap

Rumble Roses reveals its hand, and that, really, there's only one involved : Q: So, let’s get straight to the point. When a gamer buys Rumble Roses, how do you perceive the split of his time will be spent between playing the game and enjoying it, in the ‘gentleman’s way’? A: Ha ha ha. I think about 20 percent gameplay and 80 percent masturbating. Hah ha ha! (via kotaku )

might as well jump

First there was rocket jumping , then came Warthog Jumping . (Or is it Puma? ) Lleyad brings us tank jumping . (via slashdot games ) Yes, this means the site has already been slashdotted, so here is a bittorrent for you.

a long walk

My friend Tim visits Osaka The thought of travelling in Japan was quite daunting for me. Most of the places I’d travelled to before were either like Mexico, which takes its American tourist dollars very seriously and is thus set up for gringos, or like Europe, which is so aggressively multi-lingual that you have to search long and hard to find a restaurant that doesn't have it’s menu in four languages. Not so in Japan. It is a wealthy island nation, and has a reputation for merely tolerating, not catering to its foreign visitors. As it turns out this is mostly bunk.

bush junior rocks out

Reading an interesting bastard pop article at WorldChanging , I found the Shrub covering Imagine in Imagine This ( .mp3 ). Combined with my previous find of him covering Sunday, Bloody Sunday , it seems like he really gets his bootleg on. From the same article, LenLowLand Music offers some interesting Bastard Pop ditties. Enlow’s blog says he'll be at Bootie in San Francisco! Favorite tangential find from trawling the links: Miss Frenchie’s Funky Cold Milkshake .

fps head-to-head

Doom 3 compared and contrasted with Half-life 2 Although I haven’t completed either, I’ve spent enough time in each (I think) to develop a feel for what the later sections of each game will be like. Given that each has been fairly consistent thus far, it’d take a major shift for my opinion of either to change significantly. Doom 3 HL2 style Basically I wanted to see what HL2 type maps might look in Doom 3. I only got the textures from HL2 and I haven't spent THAT much time on the map (only a few rooms) because it'd be a waste of time doing a whole map that you won't release. Adrenaline Vault’s Bob Mandel wonders if the push for realistic graphics has obscured gameplay . D’ya think? Hmm?

pop-eye’d

It is unclear what benefit Panasonic is gaining from the Olympic Games in Action short film, Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO for being appraised as an “EX-FAT GIRL” might be, but it is... um... really weird. I had to temporarily stop viewing it once the poodles started working out, because I was afraid of losing my mind. (via mefi ) Speaking of popping eyes, and Popeye, here is a slightly less weird but hellaciously funny Popeye-meets-anime bit. (thanks, The Other Michael )

nsfw t-shirt

JU$T ANOTHER RICH KID, offers Traci Takes Tokyo , a hipster-meets-ghettofabulous, limited edition T-shirt. For US$60 you too can have a shirt that you can't wear to work. (via coolhunting )

now everyone can polka to “doctor worm”

This recording made in NYC features our pals Dan ‘Johnny’ Levine on the trombone and Mark ‘Loveman’ Pender on trumpet. The volcanic rendition of The Famous Polka includes solos from the Legendary Line Up-Dan, Danny and Marty. They Might Be Giants’ Free Tunes Page | user= tmbg | pword= thespinesurfs | Sign up for the email newsletter to get new, free TMBG songs with surprising regularity.

toddlerpede art

Scorpion Toddlerpede by Johnny beinArt Toddlerpede collection . (via jwz )

spiralling collapse of modern western culture

Music: Snoop Dogg and Britney Spears collaborate in her latest video . Luckily I live in Japan, where this kind of thing can only reach me in little blurb banners from Hotmail , instead of being inundated by it at every newsstand. Movies: Mrs. Doubtfire, a movie that should be praised for not backpedalling on the issue of divorce as a solution to dysfunctional marriages, but spurned for it’s portayal of parental stalking as healthy, is getting a sequel . Television: Mixing trends for remakes with the wave of reality TV, The Real Gilligan's Island aims to take the old series and lowbrid it with Survivor. Games: A Scottish company is creating a US$9.95 game in which players strive to accurately re-create the JFK assassination by playing as Lee Harvey Oswald . Cheap publicity stunt, or way cheap publicity stunt? You make the call. “We believe that the only thing we're exploiting is new technology,” said Ewing, a former documentary filmmaker and senior executi...

brad sucks

Outside the Inbox , a collection of “songs inspired by and titled after the subject lines of mass-email (spam),” is cool in both concept and execution, but Brad Sucks’ other music is also very ear-friendly . I suspect his claim to being a “one man band with no fans” is unfounded.

this explains a lot

Students who thought of Superman volunteered much less of their time than those who thought about other superheroes. Furthermore, Superman-primed subjects were significantly less likely to show up at a meeting for volunteers held three months after they were initially asked to participate. The reason, believes Nelson, is that asking people to compare themselves to an exceptional individual makes them realise their shortcomings. Whereas thinking about a general category encourages people to identify the strengths they have in common. -- New Scientist: Superman too super a role model�

p2p

Downhill Battle's blog torrent proposal ; before the “pro-piracy” mudslinging starts, ponder the shared-file purchase report . It would be nice if the copyright syndicate recognized this for the opportunity it is. There have been entire media markets created through non-sanctioned distribution; complete and utter control is not only unnecessary, it's harmful.

remembering

It's hard now to remember what that was like. Try. Remember what it was like to walk down your street during summer vacation and see a flag outside someone's window? It always gave me a warm feeling, hard to describe, but a sense that me and the person behind that door had something in common. If you'd asked us if we were patriots, we would have been confused by the question. Of course we were. Who wasn't? We had a deep, abiding love for our country that was simple, non-nationalistic, the same way reasonable people feel about their baseball team. Yours is good, maybe, but ours is better. No insult, just confidence. Of course things are different now. The flag and its colors have been stolen by people whose goal is not inclusion but exclusion. Now, instead of settling our differences, we hold grudges against each other, question whether people who disagree with us are aiding the Official Enemy of the Hour, and define our America as the kind of walled-in neighborhood w...

yee haw.

Dukes of Hazzard Starts Principal Photography Warner Bros. Pictures' action-comedy The Dukes of Hazzard, starring Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson, commenced principal photography on location in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, on November 15th, it was announced today by Jeff Robinov, President of Production, Warner Bros. Pictures. The film also stars Burt Reynolds, with Lynda Carter and Willie Nelson.

4orty 2wo

Microsoft’s Halo 2 viral marketing campaign, ilovebees.com (see my Futurismic post for details), has finally revealed its hand . It turns out that Sean Stewart , one of the least appreciated speculative fiction authors alive today, was the Lead Author on this, just as he was for The Beast , a similar campaign developed to promote Steven Spielberg’s A.I. If you're interested in Sean’s work, there are excerpts on his site . I recently read the three chapters from the chilling A Perfect Circle on Salon , and am now anxious to read the entire work.

cooling effect of copyright on creative expression

Public Enemy's music was affected [by copyright lawsuits] more than anybody's because we were taking thousands of sounds. If you separated the sounds, they wouldn't have been anything -- they were unrecognizable. The sounds were all collaged together to make a sonic wall. Public Enemy was affected because it is too expensive to defend against a claim. So we had to change our whole style, the style of It Takes a Nation and Fear of a Black Planet , by 1991. From the DNA Lounge: DNA Sequencing

tv to the rescue

In Warren Ellis’ Mister Sleepless livejournal , he has given a link to the torrent file for the Justice League Unlimited episode that he wrote. It features the best Batman deadpan I’ve seen to date, and proof that Atom is a very lucky superhero.

gybo

If you need even more bastardpoppybits, check DJ Riko’s offerings . Riko gets a bit more oldschool than most mixes; right now I'm enjoying bits of Leave It mixed with heavy scratching. ( .mp3 ) (via waxy )

i shit you not

RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds. RoboDump 1.0 (via jwz )

finishing move: political piledriver

There are some who would say that I sound bitter, that now is the time for healing, to bring the nation together. Let me tell you a little story. Last night, I watched the returns come in with some friends here in Los Angeles. As the night progressed, people began to talk half-seriously about secession, a red state / blue state split. The reasoning was this: We in blue states produce the vast majority of the wealth in this country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states receive the majority of the money from those taxes while complaining about 'em. We in the blue states are the only ones who've been attacked by foreign terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung ho to fight a war in our name. We in the blue states produce the entertainment that you consume so greedily each day, while you in the red states show open disdain for us and our values. Blue state civilians are the actual victims and targets of the war on terror, while red state civilians are the ones stan...

city of heroes cosplay

City of Heroes is either very addictive or very repetitive, depending on who you ask. To an impressive number of players, it is also an excuse to bust out with a costume and parade about as their virtual, heroic selves . (via screenhead )

no surrender

An excellent, thoughtful Op/Ed piece by Krugman at the NYT on what this election meant to the democrats and moderates, and why we cannot give up. This election did not prove the Republicans unbeatable. Mr. Bush did not win in a landslide. Without the fading but still potent aura of 9/11, when the nation was ready to rally around any leader, he wouldn't have won at all. And future events will almost surely offer opportunities for a Democratic comeback. I don't hope for more and worse scandals and failures during Mr. Bush's second term, but I do expect them. The resurgence of Al Qaeda, the debacle in Iraq, the explosion of the budget deficit and the failure to create jobs weren't things that just happened to occur on Mr. Bush's watch. They were the consequences of bad policies made by people who let ideology trump reality.

election 2004: wtf?

After all the political posts in which I indulged in the past couple of months, it is probably a mystery why I’ve not yet posted anything on it. The answer is twofold: (1) I’m still thinking through my reaction, and (2) I’m still in shock. The UK’s Daily Mirror ’s title How Can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb? is a bit unfair. I think it’s necessary to realize that this election was nearly entirely about fear . Well, fear and “moral issues,” another troubling phrase that I'd like to see stay the hell out of my American government. The fear is easy to understand: we are in a war, and it is particularly difficult to unseat a sitting president while at war. This is apparently true even when the war in which we are engaged is over false pretenses, has switched from a pre-emptive strike to combat Weapons of Mass Destruction to a focus on liberating the Iraqi people and newly invented ties between Hussein and Al Qaeda. The election’s ...

comic relief evicted

Last minute thing: excellent Berkeley store Comic Relief are getting evicted from their premises. I’ll be signing there Thursday, 5-7pm, to say goodbye to the current location and to support the moving process. Come by and buy a comic. More details on DPH, comicrelief.net. SPREAD THE WORD. (via warren ellis’ BAD SIGNAL mailing list ) Rats. Comic Relief is a great store, which I have visited many, many times. Most likely it will become a Starbucks or something equally ubiquitous and redundant. Crap, crap, crap. Biggest selection of trade paperbacks I’ve ever seen.