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Rumble Roses reveals its hand, and that, really, there's only one involved:
Q: So, let’s get straight to the point. When a gamer buys Rumble Roses, how do you perceive the split of his time will be spent between playing the game and enjoying it, in the ‘gentleman’s way’?

A: Ha ha ha. I think about 20 percent gameplay and 80 percent masturbating. Hah ha ha!
(via kotaku)

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