It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
I have a MILF comment but I'm restraining myself in the name of good taste. (Besides which, I think I'm the only guy who thinks Annette O'Toole on Smallville's hotter than Lois.)
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks for getting that stuck in my head. :P
Actually, Annette O'Toole is teh total hawtness, or at least she was in 1980's remake of Cat People. I didn't know she was still working, but then I don't keep up with TV much.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you're saying she's hotter than Kristen Kreuk, I would have to see that to believe it.
Glad to hear someone else seconding the O'Toole love. She's married to Michael McKean, y'know (they even got a shared Oscar nom a few years back for "Best Song").
ReplyDeleteAnyways, yeah - Clark's Mom Has Got It Going On (former Lana is now Ma Kent on a show with New Lana). New Lana Kristen Kreuk's constantly wounded/constipated expression and simpering acting style, on the other hand, has ruined whatever hotness she had for me forever. Alas. Sorry.