They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person’s body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face!
Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for “the big day.” Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!
— Snopes’ most ridiculous questions (boingboing)
Six schoolboys took viagra during school hours, and were somehow caught. How could they tell these boys apart from any other 13-year-old? I thought persistent priapism is normal during that age, right?
My cat licks my face in my sleep. I normally just associate this with grooming... although, I'm sure it also is somewhat associated with hunger. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI like the level of antrhopomorphic awareness and cruelty the guy is assigning to his cat. Cats have the best pokerfaces in the world.
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