It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise to find out that the guy behind Girls Gone Wild is a jerk. It is surprising to find out just how much of a jerk he is: Joe Francis, the founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He’s pushing himself against me, shouting: “This is what they did to me in Panama City!” It’s after 3 a.m. and we’re in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing. Francis isn’t laughing. He has turned on me, and I don’t know why. He’s going on and on about Panama City Beach, the spring break spot in northern Florida where Bay County sheriff’s deputies arrested him three years ago on charges of racketeering, drug trafficking and promoting the sexua...
All I've got to say is...so damned cool.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I want Summer Glau as part of my harem. 'Nuff said.
I thought you might be referring to River Tam, and not Summer, the actress. Never look to date an actress. Or sleep with them. Sometimes that's worse.
ReplyDeleteSummer's pretty cute, but Morena Baccarin is teh hawtness.
Y'all are quite welcome. Just posted about the newest one, numero 165, I believe. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I certainly wouldn't say no to any female cast member of Serenity if they shamelessly hit on me but my personal prefs lie with Morena Baccarin and Gina Torres. Lovely, lovely women.
Morena. "Mmmmmmm" is for "Morena."
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