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The Plumber's Sink
by Brian


On tonight's A-Team, Murdock has an old friend who's a plumber. But his friend has a big problem. A rival plumber is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already disemboweled his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a sink.

The rest of the team arrives to help. Face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the plumber, but she prefers Hannibal. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the Homeland Security Agency.

The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival plumber. Hannibal says, ''You never know the Rubicon until you've crossed it.'' Murdock throws two guys through a window. Face gets a black eye and Hannibal doesn't even break a sweat.

But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Victor Von Doom, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a granary. Face says, ''This is as ugly as that waitress on I-5''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored moped out of grenade launchers and odds 'n ends.

The A-Team escapes and goes into Victor Von Doom's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was bring pride back to Latveria, and that sink was the key.'' complains Victor Von Doom, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the Homeland Security Agency.

''I'm not gettin' on no plane, you hear me?'' says Murdock.

Fini

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