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tomatopocalypse

I was really worried about Resident Evil: Apocalypse’s 24% on rottentomatoes.com, until I saw that the original only scored 35%. Which means I will probably be happy to go and see it, if all I want is Milla firing guns at zombies. Which I do. Oh, how I do. The MPAA warning is enough of a review for me:
NON-STOP VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE, AND SOME NUDITY
Anyone else want to make Resident Evel with me? It would be a fan movie about an indestructible zombie motorcycle rider with a penchant for flashy jumpsuits.

Update:
Milla Jovovich released a alternative-folksy-pop The Divine Comedy in 1994, “(i)nspired by a love of "elves and magic trees", Milla penned the lyrics at 15, recorded it when she was 16, and released it when she was 18(...)” Like many people, I was stunned at its quality, and have long hoped for a follow-up album. In an MTV interview regarding Resident Evil: Apocalypse, they asked about her music; she revealed that her personal site has downloads of demo tracks on which she has since worked, as well as links to other music project on which she has collaborated.

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