want list

• Space Invader wall stickers
  
• glowing, groping, luminescent pillow with wi-fi
  
• Adhesive mounted 5" CD/DVD hubs (for bookmounting, etc.); I don't think I want a T-Shirt that boldly states 5" though, and I suspex that this would be a better DIY project than to spend that much money on them (4 pack for US$17?!).
  
• Better pingtimes when trying to play FarCry from my home machine. 350: what the hell is up with that?
  
• Thoracic Cavity Storage T-Shirt
  
• These Nike boots, which are not made for walking.
  
• Missile Balloons