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Some friends I have. Sheesh. My keyboard is beginning to have a cottage-cheese-like substance growing on it from the amount of milk and OJ I have nose-ejected onto it after reading something funny while drinking. Rather than offering to come clean the kybd, or sending me a new cheapie US-101, Weezie suggests that:

I move that we remove Bwana from the list if he can't keep expelling food from his face. In lieu of that, here's some great alternate responses to list humor:
1. The classic shit eating grin.
2. Hard nipples.
3. Knee slapper.
4. Accidental fart.
5. Bat your eyelashes.
6. Give a nearby coworker the thumbs up.
7. Shove your fist in your mouth.
8. Yell YAHTZEE!
9. Head butt the monitor.
10. Double take followed up with an "aw shucks" shoulder shrug.

Which had Chuji follow on its heels with:

11. Run for Governor of California
12. Give out the 'ol "HOO HAH!!!"
13. Do the Arsino Hall fist thing while screaming "Whoo Whoo Whoo!"
14. Fill your pants with poop
15. Grab the nearest Asian man and shout "NANI????" into his face
16. Fill your pants with someone else's poop
17. In your best Clayton voice say "Really, Benson...."
18. Get outta my dreams, and into my car.
19. Do the Icky Shuffle
20. Three Words: Sans Pants Dance

Gotta make some new friends, or inject these ones with SYMPATHY DNA! It's just cheese, or something like it.

YAHTZEE!

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