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ultra love ninja

MK12's self-promotion brand "Ultra Love Ninja" combines James Bond swank, Porn kitsch, and hot NINJA action in a way that is teh sexy.

The theme song is reminiscent of early Bond theme song offerings. It immediately went into obsessive rotation in the video's tiny quicktime window. I wrote MK12 to purhase a copy of the song; they immediately (and very kindly) pointed me at a page of free, sexay remixes.

Googling revealed a still active, older page; desktops and fonts and PDFs for stickers and such are available under TREATS.

This page on ~mind control~ also turned up when searching for more information. Coincidence? Um... Yeah.

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