junchth mail’yeh

DEAR GREEGOR COSTUKUN:

I am Raptar Leansiku of the Leng Plateau National Bank, and and am acting in this matter for Narlit Drovasi, the widow of Khorim Drovasi, whom you may know as the deceased leader of the Leng Initiates Cult, assassinated by the previous regime prior to the Puce Revolution. Ms. Drovasi informs me that as treasurer of the United States chapter of the Sons of Nyarlathotep (Reformed), you are a trustworthy person.

I trust your discretion in this matter. The Rev. Drovasi left an estate valued at more than 37 million lekhmas ($8.6 million USD), along with a series of artifacts that cannnot adequately be valued, including a folio of the original edition of a work known as the Necronomicon, as well as what I am assured is an original member detached from the body of Nyarlathotep, the Goat of Million Years. For reasons I do not care to discuss at present but an happy to address on further correspondence, Ms. Drovasi wishes to move these asset from the Republic of Leng to the United Sates, and we would like to enlist you as our US representative in this matter.

If you are willing to act in this capacity--and I am authorized to ensure that you are well compensated for your efforts--please reply post haste.

Rl’yeh ftagn Nyarlathotep,

Raptar Leansiku, Esq.
(junk mail Greg Costikyan would like to receive)